either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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