so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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