And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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