Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
