They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it's great music for shaving your balls
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
These tits shall not be calmed
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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