like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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