I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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