just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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