I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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