Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We're too hungover to prance.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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