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• (903): View more from Texas

  I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.

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• (916): View more from California

  Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?

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