So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex