You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....