Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.