Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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