Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
