i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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