Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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