I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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