his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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