Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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