I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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