Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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