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(586): View more from Michigan

1:57 a.m. Where did you go???

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1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?

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2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?

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(586): 1:57 a.m. Where did you go??? (586): 1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding? (586): 2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in? http://tfl.nu/vrje

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(614): View more from Ohio

so are u like ashamed lol?

(513): View more from Ohio

not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip

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(614): so are u like ashamed lol? (513): not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip http://tfl.nu/sr1n

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(702): View more from Nevada

Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.

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(702): Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home. http://tfl.nu/nbuo

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Fear?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

FEAR.

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(617): Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear. (781): Fear? (617): FEAR. http://tfl.nu/5mzi

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.

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(604): I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag. http://tfl.nu/nwen

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(619): View more from California

For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.

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(619): For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this. http://tfl.nu/nvhn

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.

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(405): I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome. http://tfl.nu/n5tl

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(210): View more from Texas

I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.

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(210): I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now. http://tfl.nu/7ifv

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(313): View more from Michigan

I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.

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(313): I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way. http://tfl.nu/m2c2

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.

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(303): Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super. http://tfl.nu/a5le

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field

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(973): Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field http://tfl.nu/t5vl

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(361): View more from Texas

Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".

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(361): Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form". http://tfl.nu/gv3w

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter

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(709): Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter http://tfl.nu/qto5

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(903): View more from Texas

I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house

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(903): I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house http://tfl.nu/dgh7

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(216): View more from Ohio

You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor

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(216): You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor http://tfl.nu/szh1

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