are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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