Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong