My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!