So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?