I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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