Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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