i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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