so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
home. puking in laundry basket.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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