dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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