that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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