it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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