watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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