very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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