Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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