There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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