we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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