So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
