On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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