You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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