my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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