Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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