let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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