just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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