ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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