I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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