put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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