all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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