Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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