hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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