Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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