OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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