Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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