Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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