Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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