Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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