The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I will be naked everywhere
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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