There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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