he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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