Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I am naked and annoyed.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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